and donate what you can to GodLovesEveryone.org
500 or a thousand at a time
direct from the inventor
| If the spirit moves you, please click here, and donate what you can to GodLovesEveryone.org | Order these guaranteed cards 500 or a thousand at a time direct from the inventor |
Please note that we are no longer giving away or selling these cards ourselves.
I've sold a few and given away many from this web page, but rather than order more cards from Randy so that I can sell them to you and not even break even,
I'm going to keep the rest of my cards to give to people I meet on the street, and give you permission to order our message on GOOHF cards direct from him.
We are, with notice given on this web page, giving you permission to order your own guaranteed cards complete with our message direct from the inventor of the card. Our message, if you can't read it plainly on the images on this page, reads: This card's promise guaranteed by: GodLovesEveryone.org. (Click here for a big picture of the ten cards, or click here for a bigger picture of just one card. I didn't automatically display the larger images here so that this page would load faster.)
You may order these cards direct from Randy Cassingham, but only if you are a PREMIUM member of his This Is True mailing list, and only at particular times of year which will be announced only in the Premium newsletter. If you order cards with our 'guaranteed' message direct from Randy, we do ask that you include an extra donation amount ($25 suggested per thousand cards, but you may donate more or less) with the payment that you send to him, and ask him to donate that extra amount to Donate{at}GodLovesEveryone.org. (Randy, feel free to add an option to your page offering our 'guaranteed message' for an additional donation, if you like, but don't feel forced. There might be some people in your list who might enjoy the alternate "guarantee.")
If you look at these sample images, you can see that there is room for both our "guaranteed message" and for your URL, if you'd like to include it on the card. Just give Randy all the information when you order. And, by the way, I HIGHLY recommend the Premium version of his mailing list, This Is True, so be sure to check it out, if you are not already a happy subscriber. You'll be glad you did.
Get Out of Hell Free cards are guaranteed to work  guaranteed by: www.GodLovesEveryone.org Hasbro requires we tell you these are parodies but we believe that God Loves Everyone, so these aren't parodies, they really work. |
These cards are self-explanatory, and we will
be glad to send you some, imprinted with our personal guarantee to you, in
exchange for a donation to www.GodLovesEveryone.org. These GOOHF cards
are the same size and appearance as the Get Out of Jail Free (GOOJF) cards
from Hasbro's Monopoly game. You can see the full story about how Randy
Cassingham came up with the idea for these cards, and invented them, at
GetOutOfHellFree.com, and you
can subscribe to his excellent newsletters,
This Is True and
Heroic Stories while you're there.
Hasbro had nothing to do with the creation of these parody cards. (Please
be fair to the inventor, and do not purchase these cards from imitators.
Authorized cards bear Randy's copyright notice. Besides, the people who stole
his idea are charging more for their cards anyway.) So, even though these cards are legal parodies, we can still give them out with a spiritual meaning. We do believe that the message of these cards is true, even if you don't carry one with you. You can give your cards away, and you are still protected, just like every time you give away a smile, you still keep smiling at the world. If you would like to see one perspective of my belief system, see The Parable of the Blind Men and the Elephant. COST: We pay ten cents per card, so we ask that you send $1 as a minimum donation for ten cards, $5 minimum for fifty cards, or $10 minimum for one hundred cards. You may include additional donations to help us with our additional costs. Any amount will be deeply appreciated. At ten cents per card, the backs will be rubber stamped with instructions on how to get more cards. If you would like cards that are not "advertising" on the back, send a minimum of 20 cents per card. SHIPPING: Your cards will be mailed by First class or Priority Mail to United States Addresses, and by AirMail or Global Priority Mail to international addresses. It costs us 34 cents to mail ten or twenty cards within the United States, and about 80 cents to mail ten or twenty cards to International addresses. Click here to look up United States First Class and Priority Mail rates or click here to look up International Airmail and Global Priority Mail rates. We can send at least twenty cards per ounce. (Estimate 20-25 cards for the first ounce, and 35 cards for each additional ounce.) If you cannot afford to pay for shipping, ask us, and we will be glad to pay for the shipping. If you would like to donate extra, to help with orders for people who cannot afford the shipping, please feel free to donate extra. Guaranteed ? How in the world can you guarantee that these cards work? Well, that's easy. I call myself a Multidenominational Cafeterealist because I believe that God Loves Everyone. If God Loves Everyone, then he must have a plan that allows for all points of view. Even if I don't understand how he could possibly love a certain person, my infinite God must have infinite love, and he must have an infinite reason, that I can't understand today, to love even the person that I can't possibly understand. I believe that God loves even the Ad0lf H1tler's and 0sama b1n Lad'ns of the world. Perhaps some souls don't go right to the heaven that some people believe in, but they certainly don't go to hell. I'm certain that every soul gets additional chances to learn their lessons of life, even if it takes additional lives to do it, additional lives to experience the point of view of the people they oppress, for example. |
Multidenominational Cafeterealist ?
I created the name Multidenominational Cafeterealist because I wanted
a name that described how I feel about God. For years, I had used just the
word Multidenominational but I realized about four years ago that,
to some people, that single word implies Christianity, so I set out to change
the term so that it looked less Christian and more worldly. Most words that
felt good to me seemed to be focused on single points of view. For example,
I couldn't just call myself mosaic after the inlaid craft made with pieces
of stone, because it is similar to Moses. When I thought about how the word
cafeteria describes many types of food, I realized that I had the word I
needed, and I quickly came up with the entire term, Multidenominational
Cafeterealist.
What does a Multidenominational Cafeterealist believe?
Even though I'm the person who invented the term, I cannot possibly tell
you what all Multidenominational Cafeterealists believe, because one
of my beliefs is that everyone is different, and it is not necessary for
anyone to believe exactly as I believe, or exactly as anyone else believes.
I can only tell you what this Multidenominational Cafeterealist
believes, and I have to warn you that sometimes, I change my mind, adding
something new or changing something slightly, etc. If someone else decides
to call himself or herself a Multidenominational Cafeterealist, he
or she may very well have a different answer for this question, but he or
she is welcome to adopt as many of my beliefs as he/she cares to.
What does this Multidenominational Cafeterealist
believe?
FREE CARDS?
We would be happy to mail you two free cards. To get your free cards, send
a self-addressed-stamped-envelope (SASE) to
Click here for a big picture
of the ten cards, or click here for a
bigger picture of just one
card. (I didn't automatically display them here so that this page would
load faster).
